"Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?" -- Chuck Palahniuk//

A collection of random things I find particularly tasty. I'd say this is primarily a Teen Wolf flail blog (Stiles/Derek is my OTP), but there will be other things as well.
The photographs shown here are not mine unless otherwise stated (which is entirely possible).

 

Gravity's Got Nothing on You (83980 words) by zosofi [AO3]

This was a fantastic fic.
Chapters: 11/11
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Laura Hale, Original Characters
Additional Tags: AU, Humor, Romance, Crack, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Magic
Summary:

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Heartbreaker (2204 words) by vampireisthenewblack [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Future Fic, Top!Stiles, bottom!Derek, Anal Sex, Pining
Summary:

Every night, Derek watches Stiles go home with someone else.

Bookmarker’s Notes:

Fucking gorgeous bastard life-ruiner…

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

nuhuh:

ohcastielmycastiel:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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Broke 5 Million!

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WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING image

it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr

The number of notes on this made it impossible to scroll past.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

Touch (475 words) by herlovewasajoke [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, No Spoilers, Angst, Boyfriends, Touch, Inspired by fan art
Series: Part 3 of Picture or Fan Art Inspired Shorts
Summary:

Derek’s hands aren’t gentle.

More Wolf Than Boy (8018 words) by herlovewasajoke [AO3]

I love this one more and more with each re-read.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Future Fic, First Time, Knotting
Summary:

Stiles always tries to protect the ones he loves, but sometimes he’s the one who needs protection. (Or, in which Stiles is a werewolf and Derek didn’t make him that way.)

Throwing this in for good measure. Rawr

Throwing this in for good measure. Rawr