"Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?" -- Chuck Palahniuk//

A collection of random things I find particularly tasty. I'd say this is primarily a Teen Wolf flail blog (Stiles/Derek is my OTP), but there will be other things as well.
The photographs shown here are not mine unless otherwise stated (which is entirely possible).

 

Jesus Christ. I can’t with this.

stilinskiese:

Derek and Stiles having a “secret handshake” (at least, that’s what Stiles calls it to anyone that asks) where they hold up a hand and put each fingertip together in time

One, two, three, four, five. Making sure that this—a moment outside the school, bumping into each other in the grocery store, Stiles visiting to ask a question—is real.

Kill Kate: Put the Bitch Back in the Ground   

vampthenewblack:

venis_envy aka tastyapples and I, spewing vitriol at the return of She Who Must Not Be Named, decided we needed an excuse to write some horribly violent deathfic and shit.

And so we present the Kill Kate Prompt Meme.

We’re not questioning the Teen Wolf writer’s right to write whatever the fuck they deem necessary. She creeps us the fuck out, though. And she hurts our Derek. So we’re gonna kill her :D

Prompting starts immediately and will be open till the end of July 2014. Fill as soon as you find a prompt you like! No signups! No deadlines! Just no-holds-barred deathfic! All types of fanwork welcome!

Please reblog and help us to spread the word!

The bitch must go.

So…I arted a thing for sapphirescribe’s porny Derek/Stiles fic, Wolf and Raven. 
I also did a remix of it (so that Stiles could get off, too), which is really just sort of a continuation/sequel:  Ghost in the Graveyard.

So…I arted a thing for sapphirescribe’s porny Derek/Stiles fic, Wolf and Raven.
I also did a remix of it (so that Stiles could get off, too), which is really just sort of a continuation/sequel: Ghost in the Graveyard.

Stiles and the Friendly Neighborhood Tentacle Monster (2435 words) by vampireisthenewblack [AO3]

vampthenewblack:

Remix de-anon’d and I can finally share the fic I wrote! It’s a remix of The Adventures of Magical Creature Veterinarian Scott & His Put-upon Cheeky Assistant Stiles, a gorgeous fanart by yue-ix.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Stiles Stilinski/Tentacle Monster
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Tentacle Monster
Additional Tags: Tentacle Sex, Teen Wolf Remix, Teen Wolf Remix 2014, Remix, anal penetration, Tentacle Job, What? No tag for that?, Tentacle Monsters, Future Fic, Vet!Scott, Emissary!Stiles, Xeno, Fluff
Summary:

Stiles gets friendly with a Tentacle Monster.

Gravity's Got Nothing on You (83980 words) by zosofi [AO3]

This was a fantastic fic.
Chapters: 11/11
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Laura Hale, Original Characters
Additional Tags: AU, Humor, Romance, Crack, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Magic
Summary:

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Heartbreaker (2204 words) by vampireisthenewblack [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Future Fic, Top!Stiles, bottom!Derek, Anal Sex, Pining
Summary:

Every night, Derek watches Stiles go home with someone else.

Bookmarker’s Notes:

Fucking gorgeous bastard life-ruiner…

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

nuhuh:

ohcastielmycastiel:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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Broke 5 Million!

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WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING image

it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr

The number of notes on this made it impossible to scroll past.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

Touch (475 words) by herlovewasajoke [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, No Spoilers, Angst, Boyfriends, Touch, Inspired by fan art
Series: Part 3 of Picture or Fan Art Inspired Shorts
Summary:

Derek’s hands aren’t gentle.